Archive for 2010

I HATE FAT PEOPLE

posted by Isaiah

Ok....

I just really really feel the need to write about my upmost and sincerest disgust and hatred of fat people.

Granted, it's easy for me to sit her and bitch about fatty boombas all day because I'm borderline deathly skinny, always have been, always will be. What I don't understand is how people can watch themselves blow up to the size of the goodyear blimp and choose to be lazy instead of getting up off their fat asses and do something about it.

Exercising and eating right is not difficult. I know because I have absolutely no need to excercise and no need to eat right. My metabolism borders superhero status. I do it because it makes me feel healthy, which makes me feel good internally and externally.

If it were up to me, and I had more power and authority than I do (which is probably best for everyone that I don't) I would most definitely TAX FATASSES. I think it would be an ingenious way to get these disgusting wastes of spaces to not be so fat anymore. I mean, think of how healthy America as a whole would be if we were able to outlaw fat people?

By far, one of the most disgusting things to have to see is definitely the preverbal "fat girl who thinks she's hot" fat girl. Everyone knows exactly what I mean. Its the monstrosities that walk around wearing clothes that gave up trying to fit a very long time ago. Let's try to make this easy to understand..... *ahem* NOT A SINGLE PERSON IN THIS COUNTRY WANTS TO LOOK AT YOUR COTTAGE CHEESE IMPRINTED SKIN!!!

QUIT WEARING "HOTZZZ" PANTS WITH STUPID WORDS STREWN OUT ACROSS THE 5 ACRES YOU CALL YOUR ASS. ITS NOT FLATTERING.

that will be all for now

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WARPED TOUR:twentyten

posted by Isaiah

IF.YOURE.NOT.EXCITED.ABOUT.WARPED.TOURS.LINEUP.THEN.YOU.SHOULD.KILL.YOUR.SELF.

For a complete list of bands playing Warped Tour: twentyten click here.

I am personally extremely pumped to go. After being in the Marine Corps for the last four years and finding myself in strange places... the one thing I always wanted was to be in a place where all my favorite bands come and play on a regular basis. Not exactly the case for Iraq or Hawaii. Now that I live in sunny southern california, my wish has finally been granted. wooo!!

Some of the bands that I am most excited about seeing are: Attack! Attack!, Bring Me the Horizon, and Emarosa. I'll most likely end up doing a lot of drugs and attempt to sleep with every cute scene girl that I see. Lets just keep our fingers crossed that I come out of it alive.

word.

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the art of procrastination

posted by Isaiah

I've always considered myself to be an artist. My artistry has manifested itself into many many forms. The form I'd like to discuss tonight is procrastination....

Most people probably wouldn't consider it to remotely be an art form. Oh contrar mi comprades, it is indeed one of the most difficult forms of art to master.

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"vicious" pitbulls

posted by Isaiah

I personally feel the need to write something of some sort in defense of pitbulls and other bull breed dogs. I am the proud owner of a 5 month old american staffordshire bull terrier (code for pit bull).

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WTF is a sexy vegan??

posted by Isaiah

OLI SYKES

apparently is one of the sexiest vegetarians out there... I have no idea what the fuck that even means. Personally, I'd like to slap each and everyone vegan/vegetarian I meet. They just all seem so smug about not eating meat. C'mon!!! Meat tastes good!

P - PEOPLE

E - EATING

T - TASTY

A - ANIMALS

FUCK YOU.

EAT MEAT.

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A New Amp || For A New Age

posted by Isaiah

Sooo....

My buddy just got a seriously kickass deal on a a slightly used Hughes & Kettner MK1 Half stack. This.thing.is.disgusting. Turn it on.. just for a few seconds and just attempt to try and not want to rip someones soul out and eat it as a snack... I dare you.

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posted by Isaiah

Cyanide & Happiness:

If you aren't familiar with this emo-riffic comic strip, you definitely should be.

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posted by Isaiah

I NEED A NEW ACOUSTIC KIT!!!!

I'm having some serious issues when it comes to choosing a new acoustic kit. As you can see, my taste is rather expensive.... hand crafted drum workshop kits...Mmmmmmm. Sorry, I got a little wrapped up in the moment. anyways, i'll finish writing about this tomorrow.

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the iPad:

jumbo worthless iphone? or simply too badass?

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